PLEASE HELP_Take a Look!

I don't know where to post this....
This is really embarrassing...
but I don't know where to ask!

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I finally saw something I REALLY, REALLY need to buy...
but I don't have enough money for it.
So, I'm gonna be thick-face here and ask for some sponsorship.

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For the biggest sponsor...I'm gonna send you a statue of my BELOVED IDOL in token of my appreciation..
It's made of pure gold but covered with silicon to avoid being stolen..
This will be in your possession until I come up with the money to pay you.

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Please consider this and I would wait for your kind response.
Here's a picture of the said statue:



For those who are not sincere in helping....
PLEASE STOP HERE!!!

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WTF ???

That's pretty low ...

Who the hell do you think you are anyway ???

This isn't funny .... I don't need this B.S.

I'm outta here.

Bye ...

Oh yeah ... WHAT KIND OF A PERSON DOES THIS SORT OF THING ??

YOU MUST REALLY HAVE ISSUES ... WHAT ARE YOU .. JEALOUS ????

Ha Ha !!! Just kidding - I don't know what's funnier - the bust .. or your lame attempt at humour !!
That post reads like a scam email from Nigeria !

That being said .. you really outdid yourself this time. I don't think I've seen a more powerful, moving piece of art since ... well .. Blue Steel Magnum !
You'll have no trouble selling prints of this .. hell, I'll buy a dozen !

When I saw the first pic covered - I imagined something like this was coming up :

You're a jerk! And I thought you're really mad!
I am the one pulling a joke and I ended up being the victim!

Yeah..it's a lame attempt.
I was supposed to PM you the photos and have you post it...
but decided against it.
Maybe I should have done that.

this is the best prank ever straycat!
i love it!
it would have been better if you used his earlier avatar, the one that winks and have the statue wink also. ahahah!!

nice response too brendan

Finally!...
I thought this would just be exchanges of messages between me and my idol!!!

Brendan
Your taste in framing is getting better!

Froggy
I wished I did that...
but that shot was taken at an angle and this bust is facing front.

AvatarZ
I think you're the one with issue....
so delayed reaction!